Not much going on around the home front. I've been so busy I can barely sit still. It truly is amazing what being a stay-at-home mom really means and it sure as hell ain't stayin' at home! I'm always running somewhere or doing something. Even when my intention is to stay put one of these little darlings decides it's time to projectile vomit or choke on their own phlegm and I'm off to the docs. Luckily, we've avoided too many doctor visits but have been running around between two schools, the gym, the grocers, the baker, AND well, no, not the candlestick maker's, but, you get my drift. My wonderful, kind, loving, supportive, and driven husband had a birthday on Monday. Some of you may be wondering what I gave him? *Get your mind outta the gutter*

Well, first I made him rub my back and scratch my head while watching an episode of Lost. Yeah, I know, totally better than an orgasm. Then, I proceeded to decline any and all physical contact to let him know that I WAS NOT happy with him. I told him how much I love him after a mile long list of criticism and anger was unleashed. Gee, I wonder what I'll get on my birthday? Maybe he'll punch me in the eye and introduce me to the daughter he's sired with the lady down the street? Yippee!