The following is a conversation with my four year old daughter this afternoon.

Ember: Mommy, there a lake ober dare dat we can go ice skating on.

Me: Honey, I'm not sure that would be safe. We just had a lot of warm days last week. I'm not positive it could hold me right now.

Ember: It could hol' me momma. My bum bum is itty bitty. Your bum is WAAAAY TOO HUUUUUGE!!!

Me: Uh-Uh, my bumbum isn't THAT huge.

Ember: Yes it is, Mommy! I seen you when you go potty and pull down your pants. Your bum bum is big.

Out of the mouth of babes...